Earphone buds

Okay, these little babies is one of my worst pet peeves! don't get me wrong they have a fantastic hearing capacity and i'm sure they work for some people. But not me! I have a pair and once i've finished using them i'm partically screaming blood murder.
oh my gosh, imagine this you go to pick up your ipod and you get your headphones, you stick them in your ears and...they fall out....you put them back in, this time harder....they fall out again! You have to practically shove them as hard as you can into your ear and still with the slightest touch have to fix them again. They are not even comfortable!!! When people are listening to a good song at school and hand me a one of these headphones so i can listen, i cringe at the sight of it, because i normally find clumps of earwaxed jammed in the hole and even if there's not i'm scared i'm gonna leave earwax in there and that would be tots awkward. I seriously won't let anyone listen to my ipod when i'm using these earphones, unless they don't actually put it in their ear or if i'm feeling slack. When i get home i steralise it! Okay well you probably disagree, but that is my final desicion on the matter!